"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~Benjamin Franklin
True: PBR started putting beer in 6-packs because some drunk said more than 6 was too heavy for a housewife to carry.
"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition." ~Happy Birthday to mind-expanding Timothy Leary
It's said that hospitals, like airports and supermarkets, only pretend to be open nights and weekends. But not Big Lee's Place, The Hard Swallow.