Welcome back to our favorite time of year! This Year We kick off our Annual Long Halloween with Spookarama A Hard Swallow Monster Mash! Our sexy Goulish Go-go's will be rocking out to tunes of DJ Amazing A Angelo Thomatos and DJ Mojo on Friday and Dj Sam Hariss on Saturday. This event is hosted by your favorite carni Jack [...]
Author: Lester & Charlie Present
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In a Pickle
"In the last analysis, a pickle is a cucumber with experience." ~Irena Chalmers
"Either dance well or start drinking." ~Ukrainian Proverb
The Benevolent God
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~Benjamin Franklin
True: PBR started putting beer in 6-packs because some drunk said more than 6 was too heavy for a housewife to carry.
Opening Night 2
"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition." ~Happy Birthday to mind-expanding Timothy Leary
Opening Night 1
It's said that hospitals, like airports and supermarkets, only pretend to be open nights and weekends. But not Big Lee's Place, The Hard Swallow.